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Showing posts with label Politikah?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politikah?. Show all posts

April 30, 2012

Malaysian Parliament!

Selamat petang: dalam kemeriahan pro-blogger kerajaan mahupun pro-blogger Pkr tengah hot membahaskan cerita BERSIH 3.0 pada 28.4 yg lepas. lepas asar aku selak2 page kt facebook.. banyak nya cerita BERSIH kat wall aku. and then sampaila aku terbaca post drpd Woot Media ni. and i just want to share this story wif u ols. nice story.




In the Malaysian Parliament recently, an UMNO MP during his speech told a story........

"There was a father who gave RM100/- each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.

First son bought hay for RM100/- but couldn't fill the room entirely.
...
Second son bought cotton for RM100/- but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for RM1/- and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."The proud UMNO MP declared: "Our Prime Minister NAJIB is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"

A voice from the backbench asked "Where is the remaining RM99/-??
Now the whole nation is asking this same question !!!




July 17, 2011

Semakan daftar Pengundi


Hari ni aku buka facebook! Kelab anak kedah ada post pasal ' Semakan daftar pengundi'

Wahh!! dengan penuh taksub serta keterujuaannya aku pon cuba klik2 kat situ nak jugak semak nama.. dah boleh jadi pengundi ke aku ni?

"Sudah sampai masa Gua bicara politik.. setelah sekian lama diam disisi tv.. melihat fakta yang disusun caci.. merenung tandus aneka rencah mereka berpoligami sana sini.. bersihkan semua cronolisis intipati hati! yeahh!! sampai masa bunga gua hantar.. sampai masa kain gua kirim.. sampai masa.. tali gua gantung!.."

haha skip gua mengarut! and then.. aku terus klik di link yang ada.. keluarlah benda nih..

Silalah Masukkan NOMBOR KAD PENGENALAN (tanpa "-" atau "space")


Tap! tap! tap! dengan jiwa bersihnya serta sedikit perasan patriotik pada negara aku type dengan laju no kad pengenalan aku tu..

Tekan button !

sekali apa dia jawab tau?

" Lu Punya Record kawan.. Not Found" UURGGHHHH.. GUA FRUST BEB!

"woi! hang tuh tak cukup umoq lagi! tak payah la nak buat muka frust bagai pasai menatang tuh. tak sedaq diri punya kawan"


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